Bespoke 'Life Ain't No Party' woolly jumper Crown pillowcaseThe cheerful way to be a pessimist. Hand printed using vibrant flock fabric. This enjoyably bright woolly jumper is a UK size 16 and for sale. The price includes tracked UK postage. Or if you'd like this message printed onto any of your own clothes please get in touch on suzi@twistedtwee. co. uk.
(Or pop them in the loft until you can bare them again
A fun and flamboyant matching Gorilla t shirt set for the family
mardy school kids and insufferable fuss pots
or are with a lockdown friend and not watching the TV too closely
Strong and determined
My email is suzi@twistedtwee
not down any aisles
Know anyone who's bedroom look permanently like Halloween
Technically it only has three 'fingers' but we doubt dad will notice much
“OH … JE-REM-Y COR-BYN
Fuddy Duddy or Codger
The mum's top is short sleeved with a very decent neckline - not one of those horrible wide elasticated things - and the child's top is long sleeved with a lap-neck up until age 12 months and then round necked up to age 7-8 years