Don't Feel Obliged to Stay cheerfully depressing bunting bespoke arm warmers

Don't Feel Obliged to Stay cheerfully depressing bunting bespoke arm warmers'Don't Feel Obliged to Stay' bunting jubilantly nudges unwanted guests towards the exit. Designed to spread festive discord and unease. Hand cut and printed by the artist as a limited edition. As this bunting is made from remnants and offcuts, the materials will vary. Please specify a colour scheme if you have a preference. Packed in a gold see through envelope. The length of the bunting is approximately 5. 5 metres of stinging hostility I had to cut

uk and we should be able to accommodate you

(Washes lovely at 30*

or are with a lockdown friend and not watching the TV too closely

For cliche haters

I loved the 3D gold type and the chunkiness of the object and thought it would look great on a pillow

The words are printed in a turquoise blue flock fabric

but they're certainly for the carnally adventurous

The design is hand printed in London using a velvety flock material

My friend Ruth gets exasperated by the stigma of mis-informed opinion and thought it time she made it clear to all which side of the diabetic fence she stands

Grooving across life's disco floor

Pants means Pants

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